Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Baldness

Here are some problems that occur in the Human Manufacturing Department of Heaven.
On the head assembly line, the motto is “Don’t worry about mistakes, just cover them with hair!”

In the head engineering division, engineers many times want to add more brains to some heads, without changing the overall structure of the skull. They have found that if they design some skulls to allow the brain to grow larger by pushing out hair roots, they can increase the intelligence of these heads.

In the head engineering division, they found that hair growth is controlled by the contents of the skull. It is similar to grass growing much thicker over the cesspool in a yard. Hair that grows on a skull with a brain that is full of shit grows much thicker.

Engineers also found that energy saved in one area may be used in another area. Thus, the energy saved by not growing hair may be used for thinking.

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