Cancer cure?

Have terminal prostate cancer and only a couple of months to live, then fly to Libya for hospice care. Abdel Baset Ali Megrahi, the Lockerbie bomber, did after he was released from prison by Scotland to die at home> He received a hero's welcome and and is still living large a year later. Funny how that works.

Do they REALLY believe this!

According to USA Today, approval of a mega-mosque two blocks from Ground Zero in New York City would show that America practices the tolerance that al-Qaeda abhors. Bullshit! It shows the world how ignorance and stupid some liberal Americans are. How much tolerance would USA Today show if the  KKK wanted to build  build a mega-cultural center two blocks from the Martin Luther King National Historical Site.

Boo Hoo

Lindsey Lohan who will only serve about half of her 90-day sentence, will be confined to her 12-by-8 cell alone for about 22 hours a day for about two weeks. Man, she will need a drink after this!

Graduates

A local bible college, founded LAST SUMMER with it first classes having started 6 months ago, had its first graduation ceremony this week with three graduates. I sure they are budding biblical geniuses.

Enviormentalists

Environmentalists get rid of appliances in perfect condition simply because that are white and not "in style" at the time. However, they are concerned for the environment, so they recycle the old appliances.

Environmentalists, such as Al Gore, who have estates whose power bill each month is more than most people's house payment.

Crestor Head Shop

Although, they have no concern for their own health or the safety of those around them, marijuana abusers in the country have suddenly become concerned about easing the suffering of the sick. Although he is great to see them have such concern for others, Marijuana is certainly a "different" medication.

I take Crestor for control of cholesterol, but I have yet to find a "Crestor Head Shop" where I can go to hang out with fellow Crestor users. A place where we can lie back and savor the good feelings that medication brings. A place where we can find custom designed cups and glasses to hold the liquids we use when taking the pills. A place where we can find custom designed containers to carry and store the pills. A place were we can shop around for some the best Crestor available; I hear there is some primo Crestor that comes out of South America that can really lower that nasty cholesterol. It's odd that you don't see Crestor users wearing clothing with pill designs on them, or users with tattoos that resemble Crestor pills. I guess it is because we don't have the concern for others that marijuana users have.

Redneck philanthropists

One good thing you can say about the push of legalization of medical marijuana. It has made rednecks, hillbillies,  trailer park trash, government assistance moochers, etc. into philanthropists. They now have cause they can be proud of supporting. Through their unselfish efforts, they are raising marijuana to help ease the suffering of millions of seriously ill patients.

Hyporites

Mel Gibson's long-time agents, William Morris Endeavor, have ended their work with him over his recent scandal. "We can't represent a guy who used the N-word," the agency's director, Ari Emanuel, said in an email to a business partner.

What he meant to say was, "We can't represent a white guy who used the N-word in a private conversation but we can represent black people who say the word in public and in their music." 

HIV Education

HIV/AIDS remains a rarity among people who do not participate in the risky behaviors that lead to the spread of it. After 30 years of "education," everyone should know about HIV/AIDS; the ones who do not know about it are idiots who do not read, watch, or listen to anything, so more "education" is meaningless. Many ignore what they do know about HIV/AIDS because the pleasure of the moment means more to them than any possible future dire consequences. No amount of extra "education" about HIV/AIDS will change their behavior.

Liberals say it is the right of these people to participate in risky behavior and that it is our responsibility to care for them after their risky behavior leads them to the predictable consequences and that it is our responsibility to spend millions of dollars to find a way for them to participate in their risky behaviors without them having to worry about the dire consequence. I say it is their right to participate in the risky behaviors and it is their responsibility to deal with the consequences; and it is our right to protect ourselves from these idiots.

It's easy to understand. If you do not want to catch HIV/AIDS, then do not participate in the behaviors that lead to catching it.

God's will

Prayers are or are not answered. Why? Because it was God's will; thus, making the prayers a waste of time. Unless, prayers are able to change God's will. Since God knows the future, the future is predetermined since he already knows what will happen, regardless of your prayers. Or, is God so powerful that, if enough people pray, he can change the future that he already knows will occur. If this is so, then prayers can change the will of God, making prayers, and thus mankind, more powerful than God himself. Then, instead of being an all powerful, overseer, God is merely powerful tool being told what to do by the prayers of man.

Hollywood excuses child rape

Hollywood elitists are ecstatic after the Sweden refused to extradite 77 year old director Roman Polanski who was convicted of drugging and having unlawful sex with Samantha Geimer, 13, in Los Angeles in 1977. Originally charged with six offenses, including rape and sodomy, he plead guilty to unlawful sex with a minor following a plea bargain but he fled to Europe before he could be sentenced. After all, hasn't he been punished enough by having to live in luxury in Europe all these years and not being able to come to America to receive all the awards Hollywood has bestowed upon him. Perhaps he could rape a child in Europe and then flee to the United States and then fight extraction back to Europe for years until until he dies.

SETI

Over the last 5o years, SETI, Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence, has spent millions, if not billions, of dollars searching the heavens and listening for some signal from some intelligent extraterrestrial life forms. What has been the result of all this time, effort, and money? The result has been nothing. When asked to justify their expendatures, these scientists say, "The last 50 years have been a learning experience." They say that if you wanted to determine if there were any fish in the ocean, and you only based you opinion on the results of taking a random  teacup sample of seawater, or even milions of random teacups of water, you might conclude there were no fish in the ocean. They say there may not be a signal becase the aliens do not know we exist or that they may consider us inconsequential. They say, "What if in 1492 the qween stopped funding Columbus just becase he had found any new worlds." They say, "Imagine how foolish you would feel if you didn't try only because someone said you're a lunatic." I say how foolish we are for funding these lunatics who justify their jobs by saying that, while they have no results after 50 years, they will have results if given enough time and money. 

Riots

The involuntary manslaughter conviction of Jonannes Mehserle, a white former transit officer, in the death of Oscar Grant, an unarmed black man, caused thousands of blacks to riot in the streets and loot stores.


This reminds me of when OJ Simpson, a black former football star player, was acquitted of murdering two white people and it caused thousands of whites to riot in the streets and loot stores. Not wait! I'm sorry, that's not correct. While OJ did murder the people, whites did not riot in the streets.

Old saying

Parents have always told their children than anyone may become president. That has now been proven true. anyone may become president, regardless of ability, experience, truthfulness, or loyalty.

Choose the laws to obey

If an illegal immigrant is captured and sent to a deportation hearing, open border advocates will argue that the law is unjust and should not apply. If an illegal immigrant is arrested and charged with a crime, open border advocates will argue that the case should be dismissed because police did not obey some minor point of law.