Sunday, February 10, 2008

Wisdom

Why are martial artists so intrigued with Zen sayings when there is just as much wisdom in our own homegrown sayings? How is a Zen master’s wisdom any better than that of a country farmer? Both are stating the obvious; both are merely using common sense. So, why do martial artists tend to consider a Zen saying profound while considering a country saying quaint? Here are a few country sayings that are just as profound as any Zen sayings.

  • Never name a pig you plan to eat.
  • Life ain't about how fast you run, or how high you climb. It's about how good you bounce.
  • Keep skunks and gossipers at a distance.
  • Life is simpler when you plow around the stumps.
  • Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled.
  • Meanness don't happen overnight.
  • Forgive your enemies. It messes with their heads.
  • Don't sell your mule to buy a plow.
  • Don't corner something meaner than you.
  • It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.
  • You can't unsay a cruel remark.
  • Every path has some puddles.
  • Don't wrestle with pigs. You'll get all muddy, and the pigs'll love it.
  • The best sermons are lived, not preached.
  • Most of the stuff people worry about never happens.
  • Never miss a good chance to shut up.
  • Always drink upstream from the herd.
  • If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.
  • There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence and find out for themselves.
  • Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
  • If you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.
  • You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.
  • One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been.
  • Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisors
  • Quit griping about your school; if it was perfect, they wouldn’t let you attend
  • God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.
  • You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to discourage him.